Destiny brought me to this remote fringe of blacktop to get a near-microscopic view of a kick-ass car and meet my new best friend.
Did you know that washing dishes can be meditation? Focus on the soapy water, and get lost in the now. Suddenly it’s 1:00 AM.
Our graphics seem a little dated, but deep down we’re the same mailing list you subscribed to all those years ago.
Reality: The bar door is a push not a pull, and I make quite a scene trying to open it.
Where did you get the inspiration for your earthenware mushroom potpourri? Would you ask Monet where he got the inspiration for his water lilies?
Bees transition from absolute monarchy to a constitutional democracy. The Queen exists only for ceremonial purposes.
Now is the time for us to act quickly and decisively. But first, let’s take a moment to acknowledge our May birthdays!
I always hoped one day we could have flying cars, but no matter how many Volvos I push out of nests, they never learn.
Early paternity tests were only 50% effective: they told you that the child has a father, but they couldn’t tell you who it was.
I think “renting your body” is a better description for prostitution than “selling your body.” Imagine someone says they’re “selling their house” but you find out that they’re just letting people have sex with the house for $200 an hour.
Reality: The bar door is a push not a pull, and I make quite a scene trying to open it.
Now is the time for us to act quickly and decisively. But first, let’s take a moment to acknowledge our May birthdays!
But now, a poor approximation of Jean Marie that looks similar to a haunted Victorian child is disfiguring the thighs of her two living legacies.
The office toilet backing up is probably not the best use of The Dark Knight's time.
